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More gorgeous Brownstones, in Park Slope!

On my 24th birthday I got a tattoo of Brooklyn over my heart with a small house icon over Casa Levy. Dad then joked that I should also get a small “X” in every spot throughout Brooklyn in which I’ve lived. If that were true, then I’d end up spending a ton of money on tattoo ink, which I clearly can’t afford, considering how much I already spend on broker fees, security deposits, Uhaul vans and movers.

Yes, it’s time to move onto my eighth apartment in eight years as I continue my (not always voluntary) nomadic journey across Brooklyn. Sometimes the move is a result of choosing a bad apartment, a bad roommate, a bad neighborhood, bad landlords or simply a case of grass-is-greener envy.

So, as I pack those boxes, I thought it’d be nice to reflect back on my apartment sojourn throughout this county of Kings . . .

This lovely view of Sunset Park was, alas not near my place.

1: 3 bedroom in Sunset Park, 2005
Only four months here. It was a small 3rd floor walkup, but it was cheap! When I moved there, I thought I could bike through Greenwood Cemetery to get back to my hometown ‘hood of Ditmas Park. Nope, no bikes allowed in Greenwood. And my nocturnal, punk-rock, vampirish bartender of a roommate creeped me out.

Yup. Thats my Bushwick building . . .

2: Loft in Bushwick, 2005-2006
All the cool kids have lofts in Bushwick, right? My brother Matt lived there for 6 years, and he had such wacky, fun neighbors! Well, I paid too much per month for this loft, nobody in the building talked, and you could hear delivery trucks rumbling past our windows starting at 3am. Plus, another weird roommate. This one played the theramin…

3: Basement duplex in Crown Heights 2006-2008
Tons of space!! I tried not to care that most of it was underground with low ceilings (for a 6’5″ dude, this is no laughing matter) and ceiling pipes that would clang mercilessly at all hours. In the end it was, yet again, a problem roommate. This one had a dog who did her doggie duty on floor-pads that the roommate wouldn’t clean, for weeks on end…

4. 2 bedroom in Bed-Stuy 2008-2009
At long last… the first apartment I was HAPPY WITH! A sweet 2br, 3rd floor walk up on a nice block in a sometimes lovely neighborhood. And yes, this roommate was a delightful friend named Lola who taught me a little bit about how to live with a member of the opposite sex which meant CLEANING UP AFTER MYSELF. Unfortunately, after 1 year, she moved on and I didn’t find a roommate in time, which meant I had to move out in a record-breaking 31 hours.

5. Roach-infested studio in Crown Heights 2009-2010
Need I say more?

A lovely row of Bed-Stuy Row Houses. None of them were mine.

6. 1 bedroom in Bed-Stuy 2010-2011
Only 2 blocks away from the 2br I enjoyed with Lola and my first truly decent apartment by myself. A little too drafty, yes but even moreso: The two block difference from my last place in Bed-Stuy made all the difference in the neighborhood’s charm. At 28, I was getting a little old to live on grimy, broken-down blocks.

7. 2 bedroom in North Park Slope, 2011-2012

I’m currently writing this in my half-packed apartment that I share with my wonderful girlfriend and our dog Betty. The neighborhood is delightful, the apartment is considerably spacious and the price is right, but… big surprise! Our landlords want us out, most likely to slap a coat of paint on the walls and re-rent it at a pumped-up rate. No matter. In two days we move on to…

Thats (from L to R) Betty, Dani and Me!

8. 1 bedroom in South Park Slope

It’s spacious, it’s new and clean, it’s got a GREAT view… and I’m moving with my partner, my friend and the woman I love. And our pooch. (Which means annoying dog deposits are now ALSO a part of my renting life.) I tend to think that the last two moves have been a significant upgrade as I inch toward 30. Will this one last? I sure as hell hope so. And if it doesn’t? Hey, at least I have practice!

By Gideon Levy

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The LUNYmobile in front of the Capitol.

When we Levys travel, we like to focus on just one thing, like our recent food trip to Philly or the history-heavy vacation my fiance and I took in Moscow and St Petersburg last June. However this long weekend we took a real fast trip to Maryland & DC and managed to do a little bit of our favorite things.

Thats the whole Ingraham/Smith-Green/Levy/etc. extended family!

Family:  We have multi-racial, multi-culti family in Laurel, Maryland. Zillah & Damani Ingraham and their kids Taj & Anisa are Muslim-American; Z is my niece. Q & Denise Smith-Green and their 17 month old son Qadir are African-American; Q is my nephew. Other extended members of the family include: White, Black, Hispanic, American, Egyptian, British, Bolivian, Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Suburban, Urban, Young, Old, Boomer & Toddler. This is what our slice of America looks like.

The Occupiers had heart. All 2 or 3 hundred of them. . .

Fringe (politics):  The original reason for this trip was the Occupy DC rally, which we hoped would be a million Occupiers all converging on DC to Occupy Congress, even bigger than the Occupy Times Square protest in October. As soon as we got to the Capitol lawn we realized that the huge rally we hoped for was not happening and the crowd of a few hundred seemed to be mostly a left-wing fringe movement. Heartfelt, sure, but not fully representative of all elements of the Occupy Movement. This element deserves as much of a voice as any other in a democracy, but to call it politically impressive would be a fiction.

Check out Mark's patented behind-the-back Frisbee catch!

Frisbee: Levy Family Rule #3 – There is alway time for frisbee.

LUNY Taylor Sandwich Shop from Matt Levy on Vimeo.

Food: check out our video of Taylor’s Sandwich Shoppe.

Fame?: We visited our (maybe) reality TV producers in Silver Springs, MD and heard good things about a certain gustatory themed channel’s growing interest in casting a certain family in a certain reality TV show. We can’t say much more.

Finally, we headed back to Brooklyn. Not too bad for 24 hours in Washington DC!

By Mark Levy

 

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That Carbonara pie wont last on the tray very long . . .

The reason I know this to be the best slice of Brooklyn Pizza you never heard of is because
a) I’m a native Brooklynite and know my way around a slice,
b) you never heard of Bensonhurst (other than its the neighborhood where John Travolta struts his stuff as Tony Manero in the opening scene of Saturday Night Fever; that, and birthplace of the Three Stooges,)
but most importantly, c) Google Places asked us to lead two foodie partybus tours. Novembers’ tour was the highly enjoyable #GoogleUniqueEats Washington Heights Foodie Tour, and December was the #GooglePizzaBus in Brooklyn.

In order to hunt out the best pizzerias to which I could bring a busload of Google Place users, my best bud Will and I biked around southwest Brooklyn and right into John’s humble pizza joint three months ago. We sat down for one slice, ended up with four each, and I’ve been craving the Carbonara ever since.

You better believe that in 5 minutes that tray of Grandma slices was gone

Valentino’s itself dates from 1976, but John Fruente, a Carroll Gardens boy, South Brooklyn native, took over ownership 6 years ago. He makes all the pies by hand and uses (of course) only fresh ingredients. No fancy brick oven, no coal or wood fired stove. Simply gas fired and good ingredients make his pizza the top notch.

He wouldn’t share too many of his secrets with me, but there is a certain kind of massaging magic that John does to his dough which results in the lightest, airiest, thinnest bread that then gets judiciously covered in sauce, cheese and toppings.

Look at that gorgeous pizza pie. A Carbonara, straight from the oven.

The Carbonara – a wonderful three cheese cream sauce, bacon and fresh parsley – is unbelievably refreshing and filling. I could eat an entire pie of the stuff and still ride my bicycle back to North Brooklyn to go dancing all night.

Adam Sandler in the funny flick Big Daddy - Luigi's in Brooklyn provided the scene!

The rest of the #GooglePizzaBus tour was a trip – we had herb-infused olive oil drizzled on our regular slice at Luigi’s, another gem of a pizza joint in South Slope. Luigi’s had a brief time to shine in 30 seconds of the Adam Sandler comedy Big Daddy – its when Adam picks his surrogate son up and plops him on the counter for a slice.

L&B Spumoni does the Sicilian thing very very well.

We tried prosciutto sticks from Tasty Pastry in Dyker Heights, we salivated over fresh mozz from Lioni Latticini, also in Dyker, and no trip to southwest BK is complete without a sliver of a Sicilian slice from L&B Spumoni (and a spoonful of their namesake Italian ices as well.)

#GooglePizzaBus Pizza Freaks at Valentino's!

But ask the 20 pizzafreaks on the partybus – absolutely nothing compared to Valentino’s Pizza. Which is why, as we unveil a new Brooklyn Pizza Tour & Italian-American Adventure on our website, we’re more than happy to make John the posterboy. Fire up the oven John, we’ve got hungry tourists coming your way!

And anyway, who better to trust on the subject of Brooklyn pizza, than this guy . . .!?!

Heeyyy, its Matt, bein' a troo Brooklynite!

By Matt Levy

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Lookit all those people! Pics courtesy of the Daily News

Times Square. New Years Eve. Nothing says it better than sitting in a dark theater watching a smash-hit rom-com of the same name, but the real thrill is experiencing it in person. Just ask the approximately one million people (although there’s no official count,) who go to the Crossroads of the World to experience it live. And I was one of them.

Yes, I was The Shepherd, guiding a flock of six people (which dwindled from the original twelve,) through the pressing bodies and buzzing energy of the official New Years celebration on Planet Earth. Working a job that was promoted as a Times Square Pub Crawl, my original group of a dozen joyful, overly excited clients ran the gamut.

We had 22-year old ladies from Cincinnati and Cleveland who were so smashed off of Champagne, Baileys and Bud Light that they were off their feet by 9:30. We had a group of tuxedo’d Norwegians who were so paranoid of being swindled they also failed to leave the first bar. We had a one-armed Knicks fan that was glued to the TV and his friend with two left feet from Fort Lee, NJ. After I left these locos at the first bar, my companions for the rest of the night included a German man who mastered five languages, his supermodel Brazilian wife, some hard-drinking Bostonians (who bestowed upon me the nickname “The Shepherd” and last, but not least, the sweetest, black couple from Tampa Bay, FL, named LaLa and Latrice.

Thats our Gaga . . . with Mayor Bloomberg!!??

We started our pub crawl at Lucky Strike Lanes at 12th avenue and 42nd street. We pushed, shuffled, excuse-me’d and apologized our way eastward on 42nd until we got to the barricades at 8th avenue. This is where my Tour Guide’s silver-tongue came into play: I must have sweet-talked those dear dutiful members of the police force for half an hour before we finally crossed East of 8th and our holy grail: a fraction of the ball.

 

The Times Square Ball, ready for its close-up! Pic courtesy of the NY Times

The Times Square ball has had seven different incarnations; the first made its debut in 1907, weighing in at 700 pounds. Before all that though, NYc first celebrated New Years Eve in Times Square in 1904, the same year that the NY Times moved to the square. Fireworks were shot off at midnight in 1904 and the crowd marveled at the colors, the lights, and the flames licking at the corners of a half-dozen buildings. Prior to being called Times Square (for the newspaper,) the area was known as Longacre Square—the horse market. With all the hay built up in garages, rooftop sheds and street corners, fireworks wasn’t exactly the best idea. So they decided to do something a little safer: take a time ball, used by Mariners around the world, used to signify the exact stroke of noon, which was essential in celestial navigation; then move that ball really slowly down a pole!

One hundred and five years later, revelers from around the world cram their way as close as possible to the intersection of 7th Ave and 42nd Street. However we were without a single millimeter left to move, so we conceded to stick it out the final twenty minutes; we could see the Big Ball from where we stood. The Big Ball debuted in 2008, built out of 2,688 Waterford Crystals and over 32,000 LEDs. It has the ability to display shifting themes; 2012 includes “Let There be Friendship,” an engraving of people holding hands around the world as well as “Let There Be Courage” and “Let There Be Joy.” Whatever – we got to see the Big Ball go down, followed by fireworks which light up the sky. Then we took off – pushing through the crowds to get the heck out of there, towards a bar with drinks and dancing celebrants until the night came to a close.

(P.S. That picture of Lady Gaga with the Mayor? I KNEW Lady Gaga back when her name was Stephani Germanotta – we both went to Camp Hi Rock, summers of ’99 to ’03. My childhood friend Eric took Stephani to the junior prom. But then she went Gaga and simply hasnt been the same since . . .)

By Jonah Levy

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Launching the LUNY! Fleet!

December 22, 2011

Launching the LUNY! Fleet!

The first time I ever saw a Smartcar, I  fell in love. Remember now, I’m a city boy, born and bred in The Bronx. This meant that cars were not a part of my teenage culture. Me and my pals rode bicycles and the NYC Subway. I didn’t even get my drivers license until I graduated college! As an adult I realized that cars were good to have around in Brooklyn for personal errands; also in my past life as a Facilities and Properties Manager for the City of New York I drove a city car all around town.

Our Smartcar in its original skin.

Flashback to the fall of 2000, when I visited Matt in Holland during his semester abroad. We rented a (non-smart) car and drove around the Netherlands, which is when I first saw a Smartcar. It was so small and cute and maneuverable. So I said to myself, “Self, this is brilliant! Its the ultimate urban car!”

Flashforwward to October, 2011, when my trusted mechanic (not an oxymoron in Brooklyn) told me my beloved ’98 Honda CRV was dying of terminal transmission disease, I knew what I wanted. I knew it was time to drive into the future and buy a Smartcar, but ONLY if we would Adwrap it, LUNY! style.

NY's First Family of adwrapped cars!

At the same time as my Honda was being junked, Matt’s beloved Eggplant Express hit the wrong end of a tow truck, and got scrapped. So we went from 2 cars to no cars. So it made sense for Matt and I to lease a 2011 Honda CRV at the same time as the Smartcar, and wrap ‘em both!

Our Graphics Genius, Jason Engdahl!

We have to give special shoutouts to Jason Engdahl, our incredible Graphick Genius (Jason’s the rockstar who did our logo and business color scheme,) who patiently helped us layout the two cars and their respective Adwrap designs; as well as Dave Powers of Adwraps, our wrap artist.

Smartcar in front, CRV in rear, Casa Levy always a beautiful backdrop

By Mark Levy

 

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Long Live John Lennon

December 15, 2011

The iconic shot of Lennon and Lady Liberty.

One of the best things you get from a Levys’ tour is the personalized touch… like a maraschino cherry on top of a Welcome to New York sundae! Sometimes its Grandma waving a red pillow from her Upper West Side balcony, sometimes its a visit to Casa Levy on a Brooklyn architecture tour. My favorite bit of “Personalized Gideon Tour” is when I bring my group to Strawberry Fields in Central Park to tell them how I got my name.

“Now which Beatles song does the name Gideon appear in?” The kids sit and ponder for a moment while the boomers in the crowd grin knowingly. I continue . . .

So many people, Imagining a world of people living life in peace

“Rocky Raccoon, in which the lyrics go ‘Rocky Raccoon went into his room, only to find Gideon’s bible!’ And I thank my parents every day… for not naming me Rocky.” It gets a quick laugh from the group, but each time it fills me with pride. Because I know that one of the greatest influences on music, pop culture, peace-culture and humanity had a big part in naming me. If I could, I would certainly thank John Lennon for both the personal influence he had on me as well as the awe-inspiring influence he left on my great city, I would. Sadly that’s not possible, as John was ripped from this world far too soon. So I do the next best thing: I make a pilgrimage to Strawberry Fields every December 8th, the anniversary of John’s death and a day I like to call John Lennon Day.

The Beatles first exploded into New York, and subsequently into the homes, hearts and minds of all Americans in early 1964 when their performance on the Ed Sullivan Show launched the British Invasion. But John’s personal relationship with New York didnt start until after the Beatles broke up in 1970. John’s relationship with NYC had more to do with his personal and family life than it did with his music. In interviews with John and Yoko, they both said that John always felt like a New Yorker, it just took him longer to come home.

“One of the biggest kicks is just going out to eat, or going to the movies, you know? Just doing things I couldn’t do when I was [in the] Beatles. Sometimes people stop for an autograph, or maybe they just stop to shake hands which is the coolest when that happens.” What a neat New Yorker!

For John, it was something of a euphoric shock to the system to go from being mobbed by thousands of fans as one of the biggest pop sensations of all time, to being an everyday family man in a city that he loved and that loved him. When people asked why John “went into hiding” after the Beatles broke up, he laughed:

“The illusion that I was cut off from society is a joke. I was just the same as any of the rest of you; I was working from nine to five – baking bread and changing some nappies and dealing with the baby.”

John was an iconoclast in so many ways, it seems beautifully fitting that he could be an iconoclast to his own fame. When it got to be too much for him, he simply chose not too be a celebrity anymore, he became an everyday New Yorker like you and me. It lasted far, far too shortly though. In an almost cosmic backlash, a fan so obsessed with John’s talent and presence came to New York to latch himself to John’s fame in the only way his troubled mind could comprehend: by ending John’s life.

One of my great regrets in life is to have been born after John Lennon left this city and world. Of all celebrities either here and now or dead and gone, I feel like I know John the best, not just because he gave me my name, but even more poignantly, his music and his legacy on this city helps keep me connected to my mother, who adored John and who passed thirteen years ago this winter.

We miss you John Lennon.

So every December 8th I make the pilgrimage to Strawberry Fields to sing his songs with all the other fans and devotees. Sometimes I hug a random stranger, sometimes I just close my eyes to feel the spirits of John and my Mom. after all, it was John’s death that inspired the revitalization of Central Park, starting with Strawberry Fields. So for the millions of visitors who enjoy Strawberry Fields every year, I like to think that John is smiling from the great beyond, and maybe (just maybe) wishing he could come back around for one last sing along.

By Gideon Levy

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Mark, Jonah and Gid mug in front of Geno's

For those of you who didn’t catch word on the FB. we were whisked away to Philadelphia last week for a whirlwind two-day TV promo shoot to sell to a major Cable TV network!  Although we cant tell you which cable channel, nor can we tell you whether or not its going to ferment into something serious (if only we knew!) we can tell you what it was like to be followed by cameras for two days and to have every word out of your mouth and every bite out of your sandwich be captured for posterity.

It was weird. It was awesome. It was stressful. And it was a lot of work. Tuesday night, Mark, Gideon, Jonah and I drove down to Philly and checked into our hotel, the swanky Westin Philadelphia. We went out for dinner, talked about what the shoot was going to be like, and whether or not we’d have to “ham up” our characters for the cameras. After some tequila shots and beer chasers, we met with our producer, Sandra. Sandra prepped us that what she wanted to capture on camera was our individual, original, organic personalities, both solo and sparring with each other. That, and our apparent love for food. This was going to be a breeze, right?

Wrong. 5am wakeup and 6am the wheels were rolling. First thing we hit was the world-famous Geno’s Steaks, so we can talk about how the cheesesteak in Philly is world famous, but . . . “the Levys’ are gonna take you to where the locals eat!”  In freezing weather this line was repeated about a dozen times,  while Mark Gid and Jonah are yammering in the background about how good a cheesesteak is gonna taste at 6:30 in the morn. So of course we bought one.

Matt and Boo Messick, behind the counter at John's Roast Pork

Next stop, our first real shot was at John’s Roast Pork, a dockside institution since 1930. They keep day laborer hours, so its Mon-Fri, 6am-3pm. We were under the direction of Boo Messick, a 4th generation Philly Sandwich Superstar, and with her help we made, then promptly ate, a Scrapple, Egg & Cheese hoagie; a Roast Pork, spinach & sharp provolone hoagie; and a Cheesesteak hoagie. That and we learned how the Roast Pork is made, from raw to spiced to roasted to sliced to soaked to hoagie’d. It was most excellent and most delicious. And the girls at John’s are total sweethearts.

Rob Swinton, showing Paul the Cameraman how he shucks an oyster

After John’s, we went to the Reading Terminal Market for some fried oysters, pepper hash and chicken salad, courtesy of Rob Swinton, the legendary 40-year veteran of the grill at Pearl’s Oyster Bar. Rob started working at Pearls as a 12 year old, washing dishes. He made his way up the proverbial diner ladder and now makes a mean fried oyster and a Philly specialty called pepper hash. Mark was very excited to try out this pepper hash, thinking it a weird mashup of eggs, peppers and potatoes, when all it turned out to be was a cabbage, pepper and vinegar coleslaw. Tasty though. Just not what we were expecting.

After Pearls, we boogied to The Memphis Tap Room, a real hip joint with delicious micro-brewed beers on tap and Jesse, a serious whiz kid working the kitchen. He showed how to make his newest creation, a smoked porter brined beef brisket, with caramelized carrots, sharp cheddar and beer gravy on a brioche roll. This was gonna get paired with a local beer by Victory Brewing Comnpany, their immaculate Storm King Stout, a serious heavy smoky beast of a beer. We wrapped up around 6pm, and were stone cold unconscious a few hours later.

It. Was. So. Cold. In. That. Park.

Thursday was a much lighter shooting sched, with a 7am wakeup for an 8am call. No food shoots for Thursday, instead we filmed our impressions of Philly in a park with the skyline behind us, below-50 degrees out (guess who didnt dress for the cold!?) and us playing frisbee, and arguing with each other (natch.) Then we made it to another hotel, and setup for one-on-one camera line replays. Basically if Sandra liked a line but didnt think that it was said with enough gusto, she wanted to repeated for audio’s sake. That and some reaction shots that will splice well into the segment. Another dinner (Vietnamese, off camera) and 2 full days of Philly had us Levy guys clamoring for home. 2+ hours later, we were snug in Brooklyn beds.

So do we get our own tv show? Will the world learn about the Levys’ and their ability to eat everything as well as talk about everything? More importantly, will the Levys boys be able to eat and talk at the same time? WITH THEIR MOUTHS FULL?!? Stay tuned to find out!

By Matt Levy

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Operation Pop the Trunk

November 28, 2011

James Wilby. Little did I know of his counter-mission.

This mission, should you choose believe it, commenced the evening of Friday, November 19th, when one James Wilby was approached by Agent Ohio outside Wilby’s office building in Midtown East. I knew Wilby from Hobart College; his 26th birthday was a few days earlier. Wilby knew Agent Ohio from last years birthday spy mission: Wilby & Ohio met in Central Park, exchanged a USB stick for a locked briefcase, and Wilby was given detailed instructions that led him to a safe house where a surprise party was thrown in his honor. This year’s mission, however, changed everything.

Agent Ohio: a good man with some bad luck

Agent Ohio: a good man with some bad luck

The mission I planned would span three boroughs, involve a David Lynchian meeting with a character known only as The French Man and would culminate with Wilby’s discovery of a girl hiding in the trunk of a car. However, the counter-mission, engineered by forces unknown, ended with I, Operation Pop the Trunk’s Mastermind, chasing numerous vehicles through the streets of industrial Greenpoint in an effort to hunt down Wilby, who disappeared into the night. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Agent TJ. Looks trustworthy. Hardly.

Once Agent Ohio picked Wilby up from his office, he brought Wilby to a car piloted by rogue Agent TJ. Agent TJ could be trusted with one job – driving Wilby across the Queensboro Bridge to an undisclosed location. The tension was palpable during the drive: Agent Ohio didn’t trust Agent TJ, and Agent TJ had no idea who Wilby was. Furthermore, Agent Ohio’s girlfriend had been missing for nearly 24 hours and he wanted nothing more than to skip the meeting with The French Man and find her.

The French Man: his mysteriousness is exceeded only by his frenchness

The French Man: his mysteriousness is exceeded only by his Frenchness

Wilby was dropped off in front of Flux Factory, a sleeper cell disguised as an art collective in Long Island City. After introducing himself (in French,) The French Man proceeded to question, harangue and confuse Wilby, entirely in French. Wilby doesn’t understand a lick of French. Through gestures, Wilby grasped The French Man’s request for a piece of film. Once he handed off the film, Wilby was handed a briefcase. “Promenade du Norde. Promenade du Norde!” the French Man shouted at Wilby as he led him out of the labyrinthine basement of Flux, and, with nothing else to do, Wilby walked north.

When he made it a block north, Wilby practically stumbled into a scuffle between Agents Ohio and TJ. Upon seeing Wilby’s briefcase, TJ made a wild grab for it. Unsuccessful, he darted into a car piloted by a man known as Agent Waterbringer. Out of nowhere, a photographer with a long-range lens also jumped into the same car. After snapping some shots, the car peeled off.

Agent Ohio and James Wilby proceeded to open the briefcase to find discarded underwear. Ohio was neither surprised nor concerned; he received an anonymous text message with the location of his missing girlfriend. So they set off to another stretch of industrial LIC. Upon arrival, Ohio gave the keys to Wilby and said, “If I’m not back in ten minutes, get out of here.” Ohio took off towards an alley, when Wilby heard a knocking from inside the trunk.

Jeanne - A good girl caught up in a bad situation.

Jacking the trunk, Jeanne, Ohio’s missing girlfriend popped out and called after Ohio. He returned to the car and the two of them had a passionate embrace. Her story was questionable, but she told Ohio and Wilby that she was jogging last night and suddenly hit over the head. The next thing she knew, she was in the trunk of the car. He didn’t care, as long as she was ok. The three of them drove over the Pulaski Bridge into Brooklyn.

This is where things get slippery. Agent Waterbringer had Ohio’s vehicle staked out as it approached the bridge and he pulls in behind Ohio. All of a sudden another car, a Jeep, swerves between Ohio & Waterbringer. Inside Ohio’s Civic, Jeanne is confused and groggy, interrogating Wilby about what exactly is going on. At some point, once in Brooklyn, Wilby decides he’s had enough and exits the car and immediately enters the Jeep. The Jeep, piloted by totally unknown agents, begins to split off route—but Waterbringer is on its tail, banking left and right, keeping a sharp eye on the mysterious vehicle.

A dark night. A briefcase. A confrontation.

At a stop sign, a figure smoking a Black and Mild wanders into the street, smack inbetween Waterbringer and the Jeep. Waterbringer identifies him as James’ brother, honks his horn and the man scurries off. Catching up to the parked Jeep, Waterbringer pulls up and rolls down the window to identify the driver as Ryan, Wilby’s co-worker and one of my trusted agents in last years mission. But Wilby is nowhere to be seen – he must’ve taken off down a dark alley while the Jeep was parked.

The trail was cold, so Waterbringer assumed his workaday alias, Jonah Levy, and went to the bar where the after-party was planned. There he finds a few of James’ friends, including Ryan and James’ brother. “Where’s James?” he asks. “I don’t know”, they reply, grinning from ear to ear. Suddenly a strange man comes up to the table clutching bottles in his hands “Someone order seven beers?” He says in a gruff voice. It’s Wilby, incognito in fake mustache and wig. Agent Wilby, incredibly, engineered his own stakeout, extraction and infiltration of his super secret birthday surprise spy mission. Next year, we’ll have to incorporate a few decoys…

By Jonah Levy / Agent Waterbringer.

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#GoogleUniqueEats Foodie Tours!

November 18, 2011

So when our friend Esther, who works as the Manhattan Google Places Community Manager, called me up and said “I want to hire you guys to lead a crazy food tour [...]

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New York Characters – like The Baron Ambrosia

November 11, 2011

Lord knows, NYC is known for its characters. There must be something about this city’s energy, its vitality, its non-stop-ed-ness that attracts individuals who stand out from the crowd. Whether [...]

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